The Muse...

Are most definitely a band I think this world would do very well without!!!

An ode to tractors:

I woke up one morning,
The sky was a grey,
My poor little tractor,
Is towing that hay.

I said ooooooooooh why,
Has it come to this?
My poor little tractor,
You're not meant for this.

I woke up next morning,
The combine gave a start.
Damn things really edgy,
It just breaks my heart!

I said ooooooooooh why,
Won't you cut the crop?
Then once I got it started,
It just wouldn't stop.

No hay in the shed
My cockerel's dead
My sheep have no wool
My donkey won't pull
No eggs in the barn
No dogs in the yard
And the bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues, they are iiiiiiiiiinnnnn my soul

You know what... That is about 10 minutes of my life I'm never gunna get back!!! That's just not fair! Why did I do this? i could have been sleeping dammit!!

I need to find some better inspiration than the Wurzels... and thoughts anyone? Drop me a comment so I might actually have a clue that someone, somwhere reads these things.

Night all

Adam